davidfuternick:

I received three calls on Sunday.  One from the 5th Street Dragons, another from the Jean Jacket Cholos and the last from these fellas.  The volunteer from the 5SD campaign couldn’t answer one question, he just kept insisting that they wouldn’t rape me.  The gentleman with the cholos asked if I would like to see his giant rubber cock sometime.  That’s why I’m voting for the group that’s gonna put the body count where their mouth is…let’s elect The East Side Nastys, ya’ll!!!  To learn the facts go here.

plan-c:

Forget that noise you been hearin’ from those pussies The 5th Street Dragons and The Jean Jacket Cholos.  The East Side Nastys are the only Vigilante Group that’ll clean up the streets.  Vote for us or die.  Seriously we can make that happen.  See how scared you just got?  That’s how we do.

I make a cameo in this as the Mexican mask wearing gimp about to get executed by the East Side Nastys.

Don’t worry…I survived.